Weapon Of Mass Destruction

Give me an award, cause George W. Bush I have found your WMD's!! He may look innocent but this boy is trouble!

One of Teek's favorite things to do is take my heater vent off, then empty my nightstand drawers into them.

He uses my socks as basketball's and the bathtub as the basket and empties my sock drawer shot by shot, sock by sock.

He also uses my socks as sponges, he'll dunk them in the toilet and then suck the water out of them...sock Slurpee anyone?

Any chance he gets to escape outside he will and time after time I have found him half way down the street or face down in the gutter sucking up the water like a human shop vac!

Not only is he destructible to my home and all its contents he is destructible to himself...the word NO, is NOT in his vocabulary, if he gets told no he throws himself backwards slamming his head into the tile, cement, etc. If there isn't a hard surface under his feet he'll bang his head into the wall! Can't wait for the terrible two's stage, maybe he'll open up is arsenal and show me what else he's made of! Snips, snails, puppy dog tails... I think not, try, dynamite, pit bull fight, and venomous bite!!